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Heyyy there, you cute little sex bomb ;) Welcome! Hope you enjoy this blog! It's a compilation of all things that inspire me, and make me happy, so there's no real theme, but I can safely say it's mostly a humor blog so, laugh it up!Enjoy ^_^

OH!! And, I follow back so......ya :3
OH!! And, feel free to ask anything! I will gladly give advice or simply listen. I've gone through my fair share of experiences so you can come to me.
Do you work at subway?
Cause you're giving me a footlong ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
If you were a potato, you'd be a hot potato ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you! ;)
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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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insight-jd:

▼ FREE ACID ▼

insight-jd:

▼ FREE ACID ▼

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bloggish:

how the hell did we get the idea pink isn’t a cool colour

because scientifically speaking pink doesn’t even exist; it fits between violet and red on the spectrum but actually what goes there is infrared and ultraviolet and all those things we can’t see

pink is the ambassador of an otherworldly and unknowable realm it is the most badass colour out there

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liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

'cause the players gonna play play play play play

alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

shake it off

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alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

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dyannehs:

dyannehs:

HOLY SHIT.  MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND.  Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.

UPDATE.  UPDATE.  HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.

SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.

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Me shopping: *would Kanye let Kim wear this??*

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spookytotodile:

lebronlames:

spookytotodile:

racistmom:

hey what the heck is this from

a chill barbecue held by a rad family

im 100% sure this is a goosebumps book cover

no its a picture of a chill barbecue held by a rad family

spookytotodile:

lebronlames:

spookytotodile:

racistmom:

hey what the heck is this from

a chill barbecue held by a rad family

im 100% sure this is a goosebumps book cover

no its a picture of a chill barbecue held by a rad family

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mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

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plantfaery:

too much excitement for halloween   (^w^)/ *

ahahha that is literally me omg

plantfaery:

too much excitement for halloween   (^w^)/ *

ahahha that is literally me omg

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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